1, There’s a time to fix what you have and a time to start from the ground up.
2, Rub an ice cube on the V-shaped area between your thumb and index finger on the back of your hand to reduce toothache pain by as much as 50%
3. Don’t ignore someone you want to talk to because they haven’t initiated. If you feel like talking, say something.
4. Don’t delete exes on Facebook, just hide them from your new feed. That way they can see how much happier you are without them.
5. Put french fries in your burgers and chips in your sandwiches. Trust me, it makes them taste better.
"STOP WATCHING PORN ON MY WRITING COMPUTER!"
"STOP WRITING ON MY PORN COMPUTER!"
"YOU’RE A MARRIED MAN YOU SHOULDN’T NEED A PORN COMPUTER!"
"YOU WRITE LIKE A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD YOU SHOULDN’T NEED A WRITING COMPUTER!"
UPDATE. SHE THREW…
i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable
so who’s gonna tell all the white people that are against immigration how they got to AmericaWe’re fully aware of how we got here. Most people here are just against illegal and mass immigration, not all immigration.
who’s gonna tell this person
"But that was diffffffrennnt!!"